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Who was the first to see an oyster and think: "Hmm, that big piece of shelled snot looks yummy!"?

Posted by Mzrpl (23468 total points) about October 28, 2014 in Food & Drink - 540 views - 11 total answers. Status: closed. - Report

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    It must've been that little boy who liked to eat his boogies.

    October 29, 2014
    Posted by mc_alamo (15091 total points) - Report
  • The Jewish fisherman who tasted them and yelled OY!

    October 31, 2014
    Posted by Pat (10470 total points) - Report
  • A very hungry blind fisherman.

    October 29, 2014
    Posted by Linda (5540 total points) - Report
  • The same guy who said, "Hey, let's eat that funny shaped thing that comes out of a chicken's butt."

    October 29, 2014
    Posted by pcrdds (15498 total points) - Report
  • My guess is some French dude mistook it for a snail.

    October 28, 2014
    Posted by Dave Cobb (19886 total points) - Report
  • "Here's to Uncle Uglug, that early heroic human,
    The first to eat an oyster, the first to marry a woman.

    A pox on him who mutters, as the evening waxes moister,
    'Had only he eaten the woman; had only he married the oyster.'"
    -a poem I learned as a child

    October 28, 2014
    Posted by MrsDK (9021 total points) - Report
  • The same guy who said, "Let's suck on that cow's teet and see what it tastes like."

    November 1, 2014
    Posted by pcrdds (15498 total points) - Report
    • Mzrpl
      Mzrpl Sounds legit. ;-)
      November 1, 2014
  • My third guess is FLUGG.

    October 30, 2014
    Posted by Dave Cobb (19886 total points) - Report
    • pcrdds
      pcrdds Yeah, he'll eat anything, so I'm told.
      November 3, 2014
  • Personally I prefer Clams.

    October 29, 2014
    Posted by budcheng (16070 total points) - Report
  • Jonah?

    October 28, 2014
    Posted by Pluto68 (21119 total points) - Report
  • That happened a long time ago so it must have been PC. Of course, he finds boiled okra tasty.

    October 28, 2014
    Posted by FLUGG (37526 total points) - Report
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